#wankpanzers

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wankpanzers from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:29 UTC
0
07-21
1
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
1
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:29 UTC
#wankpanzersuckers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:29 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19878 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (38) · French (1) · Spanish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.2

Top of the latest posts

  • #NoKings or at least nearby: a cool sunring that happened to be visible while I was there. Oh, and the one class of people whom I saw who were uniformly grumpy (and who did not honk)? Cybertruck drivers. It’s the bay area, there are a fair

    Strider Uwe 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 32025-06-14 20:52 UTCView post →

  • #Tesla #wankpanzers #Cybertruck more dangerous than ford pinto https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-ford-pinto-comparison

    EtherAndRhum@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-07-25 20:36 UTCView post →

  • @mhoye #SpaceKaren is taking government money for unsold #WankPanzers to be used as targets for the US military. Yeah, the same guy who was in charge of cutting government waste, which ended up murdering thousands of children by cutting acc

    Justin Derrick@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-22 20:05 UTCView post →

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