#WeAreSelfishCruelBastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-04 02:55 UTC5 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-04 02:55 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #weareselfishcruelbastards.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-04 02:55 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1703 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (39) · Norwegian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
old uni mate [we graduated in '84] who has embraced slopbottery & afaict routinely uses it, & who has stood by me with gusto post-transition >two decades ago, & who knows i rail against RWNJs, racism, misogyny, transmisia, homophobia et al,
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02026-10-29 23:28 UTCView post →@gtronix ugh, what an utterly repellent idea. 🤢🤮 Fuck Generative AI, coz: largest theft of private IP in human historymassive water + energy demands as climate crisis intensifies authoritative bullshit generation via unsolvable hallucinat
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 12026-09-24 04:16 UTCView post →@AeonCypher whilst some of my essential services use gen-ai bots now in lieu of humans, for their first-tier customer support, hence i can't avoid them despite my fierce objection, for everything else that i can directly control, i simply r
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 12026-10-08 21:58 UTCView post →
#weareselfishcruelbastards across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #weareselfishcruelbastards straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/weareselfishcruelbastards