#weareselfishcruelbastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #weareselfishcruelbastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-06 22:55 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-06 22:55 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #weareselfishcruelbastards.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-06 22:55 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8372 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
@HardBeingGreen because others have lost their minds, & abandoned morality, is absolutely no justification for us to mimic them. i repeat, the drug dealer defence is no defence at all. your logic would literally also "allow" private or stat
i don't understand Peter's target audience https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/commentisfree/2026/aug/05/pauline-hanson-has-knocked-another-brick-out-of-our-creaky-political-system-its-not-good-for-anybody all who see PH & her malign
@[email protected] i did not realise you were quoting slopbots. Certainly i would wish anyone so-doing would declare it, not pass it off as human-created, as it makes it easier to decide what i can safely ignore. I will never willingl
#weareselfishcruelbastards across platforms
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